Funny Pick Up Lines for Girls

Some guys would argue that girls don't really need pick up lines. All they really need to do is to flutter their eyelids and to bend over provocatively. However that said it can still sometimes be fun to try a few pick up lines out, and sometimes if it's humour that you're going for then the fact that you're a woman and pick up lines are typically reserved for men can make them even more shocking and amusing – and at the same time because you're a girl you're more likely to get away with them too.

Here then we'll look at a few funny pick up lines for girls for you to give a whirl.

'Hi I'm new in town, can I get some directions to your place?'

'Want to share a cab... back to mine?'

'I've forgotten my phone number... can I have yours?'

'I suffer from amnesia... do I come here often?'

'If you were a burger at MacDonald's you'd be a McHot!'

'Do you like my dress? I bet it would look better on your floor... '

'If I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me?'

'These are real you know'

'Get your coat you've pulled'

'I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?'

'You'll do!'

'I'm no Wilma Flintstone but I can make your bed rock!'

'Carling don't make men, but if they did they'd probably be just like you... '

'Hi, I like Malibu Coke'

'Did you just fart? Because you blew me away...